Yucky Motivation

NOTE/WARNING/CAUTION/DISCLAIMER/whatever:

STRICTLY FOR PEOPLE WITH STRONG STOMACH AND SENSE OF HUMOUR. Dont read if you have neither.


When hardships try to drown you..
Be that
piece of turd that refuses to get flushed

When time tries to erase you..
Be that 
skid mark on underpants that resisted repeated washing

When life tries to drag you down
Be that 
low waist jean that, though barely, clung to the butts

When faced with an uphill task
Be that thick drop of mucus that races up to the nose

When presented with opportunity
Be that
Phlegm that jumps out in a cough

In your time, make the world hear you
Be that 
Loud fart in a public place and stink the world for generations